Donald Trump’s dentures came loose in the middle of his big speech

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To be clear, I absolutely and completely loathe Donald Trump. I’m sure that’s breaking news! I’m sure it comes as a shock. I will make fun of his baby fists. I will make fun of his tantrums. I will make fun of his giant dinosaur ass. I will make fun of his stupidity. I will make fun of his cruelty, just because it’s my way of dealing with it instead of curling up in a ball and crying. I f–king hate this man with every fiber of my being. But should we make fun of him because his dentures came loose in the middle of a terrible speech? I have mixed feelings. Yesterday, Trump announced that America would be moving our American embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, because something something Evangelicals. Politically speaking, Trump is setting off about a million powder kegs in the Middle East. But all anybody could talk about was how Bigly’s sad dentures came loose and he was slurring like a motherf–ker in his speech:

🔥🔥Sooo this is interesting. Trump’s dentures are trying to escape his mouth as this speech is ending. Join the club dentures! Unbelievable. pic.twitter.com/QqYv7whxDF

— Melania’s Sausages (@KeepMyPowerOrg) December 6, 2017

It seems like the uppers came loose at some point in his speech. Instead of just taking a moment to fix that sh-t, he kept going until the end:

“God bless the Unanasighs.” pic.twitter.com/KHwppBsKVq

— bobby finger (@bobbyfinger) December 6, 2017

It’s clear that he has dentures. If you’ve ever been around someone with dentures, they do come loose sometimes. It happens. But is it fair game for mockery? I was going to ignore it, but #DentureDonald is trending and The Daily Show made a good point:

Trump announces that the U.S. will recognize Jerusalem as Israel’s capital and all hell breaks loose between his tongue and teeth. #DentureDonald
Full episode: https://t.co/DJZoI9j8Yo pic.twitter.com/nCciSWuJJ1

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) December 7, 2017

So… yeah. He’s vain and stupid and petty. If someone else’s dentures slipped in the middle of a speech, Denture Don would have been gleefully tweeting about it for months. So have it.

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